grace <3 brent

by far, THE best wedding i've ever been to in my life! i don't even think weddings are meant to be that fun. i was tearing and i don't even know these people. it was sweet. the ceremony was simply but pretty. and the reception was so fun! i did the twist and boogied down with geriatric great uncles i've never met before, watched as my aunties wooped and shook their asses to drop it like its hot and freek-a-leek, and took photos of my uncles dancing with girls i SWEAR i've seen in those "ghetto prom" forwards. it was awesome!

you'd think with the groom being part black part south american (hi) that there'd be some talent in there huh? haha hmm.. but there was a guy, a mixture of puerto rican, native american and two other nationalities (hey nix he sounds like he'd fit right in at red lion).. who i chatted to and danced with for a while. he was cool at first, but then when he was telling my uncle how a lot of his cousins back in NY have thicker NY accents than his, he looked over at me, smirked and said all sleaze-like "yeh she likes that, the new yawk accent. i can tell." - in front of my uncle yo. sorry. its over. goodbye. oh well, at least i didn't sit there all night feeling like a lonely single girl at a wedding. and i hadn't slow danced with someone in a while. that was nice. when we left he was chatting up one of the bridesmaids.

when it was time to catch the bouquet i stayed seated. suddenly my auntie gets up and yells across the room "ALISA!! GET UP THERE!! YOU'RE SINGLE!!" oh geez. then sleaze boy leans over and whispers "you're single right?!". anyway, luckly i didn't go up there coz the MC (he was so crazy! i wanna fly him out to australia for my own wedding one day) made all the single girls do this wierd crazy stuff before he let grace throw the bouquet.

i was talking to my cousin eugene about clubbing in california, and he goes "you know, you should really talk to geoff about that. coz me.. " he rubs his girlfriend's thigh ".. i'm pretty settled." FOR REAL?! okay, sure, clubbing is probably more fun when you're single, but don't tell me you're too settled to take your cousin from australia out one night. this boy has hair up to his ass, cornrows, earrings all in his ear. and he's sitting there in his durag, being settled. duuuude.

aaanyway it was a very fun night.. probably the best time i've had here.