the question everyone's asking

my cousin anna
her: hey ate do you have a boyfriend?
me: nope
her: ooooh let's find you a cute american boy!
me: haha yeh ok
her: eh.. too bad there aren't any
(i beg to differ.. i'm watching dawson's creek reruns an i die everytime i see chad michael murray's face)

my uncle benny
him: when are you getting married?
me: uhh..
him: you got a boyfriend in australia?
me: no
him: uh oh! you know a lot of your aunties didn't get married...
me: yeh i know. its in my blood.
him: hahhaha yeh, could be
(the first person to ever agree with me. go uncle benny)

my auntie noeme
her: hey are you gonna get married?
me: not at the rate i'm going
her: don't worry anak, what i always say is.. what is meant to be is meant to be
(i wonder if that saying consoles my spinster aunties)

my cousin breanna
her: woah she's 30 and she doesn't have a man yet?!
me: what's wrong with that?
her: that's OLD!
me: that'll be me in 7 years
her: *gasp* don't say that ate!
(i nearly hit her)

i miss being that age where everyone's more concerned with me having a boyfriend and consequently ending up a pregnant drop out, rather than me having no boyfriend and turning into an old spinster. at 30.

ahhhh well.. such is the life of a 23 year old single girl. although.. i did get asked out the other day. he said "will you go with me?" and i said "to where?" (gotta love my ignorance) and he said "will you be my woman?". so i said no and we laughed and he changed the topic and we laughed some more.

two days till hawai'i!